Oh, hi! ヾ(^∇^)

masturbationofficial:

"are you available for a skype interview?"

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"no"

(via cumber-bitches)

lindsaylohoean:

me when a hot person accidentally touches me

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(via cumber-bitches)

minuiko:

oh my goodness this is so cute

minuiko:

oh my goodness this is so cute

(via piefacemcgee)

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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(via snorlaxatives)

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

(via lanturd)

c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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(via i-calculated-that)

  • *misses school one day*
  • *misses a fight*
  • *misses a breakup*
  • *misses 12 assignments*
  • *misses a dog riding a skateboard*
  • *misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

(via eatsleepcrap)

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

(via squidwurd)

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell (via corruptional)

(via fantasy-of-a-dreamer)

oomshi:

catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

(via circumcising)

slutmikey:

i’m getting so tired of being single i just want someone to think i’m hot enough to daydream about come on

(via fantasy-of-a-dreamer)

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via circumcising)

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